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ESTATE AGENTS JOKES:

One we like:

Two Estate Agents were on holiday in Africa, they were enjoying themselves and decided to take a closer look at the wildlife and maybe take some pictures.

All of a sudden a lion starts running towards them, the older EA starts running for his life but looks over his shoulder and amazingly the other younger EA is opening his bag and putting on a pair of Reboks.

He say's "What are you doing, you can't out-run a lion"

The other EA say's "Sod out-running the Lion, just as long as I out run you!!

And a slightly spicy one from the USA.........

A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent,

"I want to sell my god damn house."

To which the astonished female agent replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to sell my f*c*ing house!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this office."

So saying, the agent goes over to the officer broker to tell him about her situation.

They both return and the broker asks the old geezer, "What seems to

be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I want to sell my f*c*ing million dollar home."